1 00:00:05,200 --> 00:00:07,200 AURELIUS: So you know howI'm running the marathon? 2 00:00:07,320 --> 00:00:08,560 JASON: Yeah. 3 00:00:08,680 --> 00:00:09,840 Cause you've not shut up about it for weeks. 4 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:10,840 Because you still haven't sponsored me. 5 00:00:10,960 --> 00:00:12,280 I can't get my head around it. 6 00:00:12,400 --> 00:00:13,560 Why would anyone run ifthey weren't being chased? 7 00:00:13,680 --> 00:00:14,440 No. 8 00:00:14,560 --> 00:00:15,440 It's for charity. 9 00:00:15,560 --> 00:00:16,720 I'm running for Save the Lepers. 10 00:00:16,840 --> 00:00:18,520 And are they actual lepers or just 11 00:00:18,640 --> 00:00:20,080 social lepers like yourself?- Oh yeah. 12 00:00:20,200 --> 00:00:21,440 Ha ha ha. 13 00:00:21,560 --> 00:00:23,120 Some of them are very seriously disfigured. 14 00:00:23,240 --> 00:00:25,280 Actually, the money I raise willpay for them to be quarantined. 15 00:00:25,400 --> 00:00:26,640 Well, that's not saving them. 16 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,320 That's saving you from having to look at them. 17 00:00:28,440 --> 00:00:29,760 It's saving everyone. 18 00:00:29,880 --> 00:00:31,600 Why have you put youroccupation as head barman? 19 00:00:31,720 --> 00:00:32,760 That's not important. 20 00:00:32,880 --> 00:00:34,000 It's important to the head barman. 21 00:00:34,120 --> 00:00:35,040 I'm crossing it out. - No. 22 00:00:35,160 --> 00:00:36,000 Don't tamper with my form. 23 00:00:36,120 --> 00:00:37,320 Whoa. 24 00:00:37,440 --> 00:00:38,600 Your parents are giving 10 denari per mile? 25 00:00:38,720 --> 00:00:39,640 What? That is shitloads. 26 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:40,520 No. 27 00:00:40,640 --> 00:00:41,480 That's pretty standard. 28 00:00:41,600 --> 00:00:42,800 Hang on. 29 00:00:42,920 --> 00:00:44,080 "Per mile" is written in a different ink. 30 00:00:44,200 --> 00:00:45,080 No. I don't think so. 31 00:00:45,200 --> 00:00:45,920 You've tampered with the form. 32 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:46,880 They were being stingy. 33 00:00:47,000 --> 00:00:48,320 - You sly bastard. - Look. 34 00:00:48,440 --> 00:00:49,640 Are you going to putanything on my form or not? 35 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:50,560 Obviously not. 36 00:00:50,680 --> 00:00:51,520 I've already said no. 37 00:00:51,640 --> 00:00:53,640 I've drawn a cock and balls. 38 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:55,760 A severed cock and balls. 39 00:00:55,880 --> 00:00:57,920 That looks like a hate crime against lepers. 40 00:00:58,040 --> 00:00:59,040 Thank you very much. 41 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:00,040 [THEME - OLI JULIAN FEAT. 42 00:01:00,160 --> 00:01:01,440 MICHAEL PROPHET, "WHEN IN ROME"] 43 00:01:01,560 --> 00:01:04,520 THEME SONG: When in Rome,do as the Romans do. 44 00:01:08,480 --> 00:01:12,680 Far from home all I got is you. 45 00:01:16,680 --> 00:01:18,040 Grumio, the people on table three 46 00:01:18,160 --> 00:01:19,960 are still waiting for their apple pie. 47 00:01:20,080 --> 00:01:21,200 Oh yeah. 48 00:01:21,320 --> 00:01:22,760 They might have been waiting a while. 49 00:01:22,880 --> 00:01:24,040 Here. Check this out. 50 00:01:24,160 --> 00:01:26,600 Some twat in a pram dropped it outside. 51 00:01:26,720 --> 00:01:27,920 Check out what? 52 00:01:28,040 --> 00:01:29,880 An oaf covered in crumbs blowing a paper toy? 53 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,080 Yeah. 54 00:01:31,200 --> 00:01:32,680 But look how fast I can make it go. 55 00:01:32,800 --> 00:01:34,560 I'm probably setting some kind of a record. 56 00:01:34,680 --> 00:01:35,680 For what? 57 00:01:35,800 --> 00:01:37,040 Being the world's shittest slave? 58 00:01:37,160 --> 00:01:38,800 Probably, yeah. 59 00:01:38,920 --> 00:01:40,720 For the price of just one glass of wine 60 00:01:40,840 --> 00:01:42,480 we could clothe a whole family of lepers. 61 00:01:42,600 --> 00:01:44,120 Whoa. Hey, sorry. 62 00:01:44,240 --> 00:01:45,360 You can't do that in here. 63 00:01:45,480 --> 00:01:46,520 I'm going to have to ask you to leave. 64 00:01:46,640 --> 00:01:47,840 Oh, but I'm fundraising for the Make 65 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,120 Lepers Smile Foundation. 66 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,320 Mm. 67 00:01:50,440 --> 00:01:51,440 Um, good for you, but you're asking 68 00:01:51,560 --> 00:01:52,800 my customers to spend their money 69 00:01:52,920 --> 00:01:53,880 on lepers rather than wine. 70 00:01:54,000 --> 00:01:54,760 Wow. 71 00:01:54,880 --> 00:01:55,920 OK. 72 00:01:56,040 --> 00:01:57,360 That's rather uncharitable of you. 73 00:01:57,480 --> 00:01:58,840 Many of these lepers havenothing, you realize? 74 00:01:58,960 --> 00:01:59,720 Mhm. 75 00:01:59,840 --> 00:02:00,840 And I've got debts. 76 00:02:00,960 --> 00:02:02,400 I've got less than nothing, and I 77 00:02:02,520 --> 00:02:04,240 do enough charity work asit is looking after that one 78 00:02:04,360 --> 00:02:05,840 there, so. 79 00:02:05,960 --> 00:02:07,000 Oh. 80 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,320 Oh, I'm so sorry. 81 00:02:08,440 --> 00:02:09,760 I-- I didn't realize. 82 00:02:09,880 --> 00:02:10,800 Oh, he's adorable. 83 00:02:10,920 --> 00:02:11,680 What's his name? 84 00:02:11,800 --> 00:02:12,680 His name is Grumio. 85 00:02:12,800 --> 00:02:14,760 He's basically a human barnacle. 86 00:02:14,880 --> 00:02:15,640 Hey, Grumio. 87 00:02:15,760 --> 00:02:16,840 Hey, darling. 88 00:02:16,960 --> 00:02:18,160 Oh, bless. 89 00:02:18,280 --> 00:02:19,520 Oh, I bet he's a real handful. 90 00:02:19,640 --> 00:02:21,040 You have no idea. 91 00:02:21,160 --> 00:02:23,440 Well, I hope you get financialsupport for all you do. 92 00:02:23,560 --> 00:02:25,480 [chuckles] No, but I really should. 93 00:02:25,600 --> 00:02:26,880 Oh, you certainly should. 94 00:02:27,000 --> 00:02:28,480 Yes, being sole carer for someone 95 00:02:28,600 --> 00:02:31,200 with such obvious disabilitiescan be so draining. 96 00:02:31,320 --> 00:02:33,600 [chuckles] You're not joking? 97 00:02:33,720 --> 00:02:36,000 Why would I joke about peopleless fortunate than ourselves. 98 00:02:36,120 --> 00:02:37,000 Well, quite. 99 00:02:37,120 --> 00:02:38,200 It's no laughing matter. 100 00:02:38,320 --> 00:02:41,120 So sorry, this financial support thingy. 101 00:02:41,240 --> 00:02:43,640 Do you happen to know how I might get that? 102 00:02:43,760 --> 00:02:45,600 Well, you have to have a very high tolerance 103 00:02:45,720 --> 00:02:46,840 for filling in boring forms. 104 00:02:46,960 --> 00:02:48,320 Ah. 105 00:02:48,440 --> 00:02:50,440 I actually used to workfor a major donkey charity, 106 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:52,480 so I could guide you through it if you like. 107 00:02:52,600 --> 00:02:55,280 That would be great. 108 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:57,280 On second thoughts, you'remore than welcome to stay. 109 00:03:01,120 --> 00:03:02,760 I guess I'd pleased withanything under four hours. 110 00:03:02,880 --> 00:03:04,320 [scoffs] Four hours? 111 00:03:04,440 --> 00:03:06,080 Are you going to be doingit on your hands and knees? 112 00:03:06,200 --> 00:03:07,520 That's a pretty solid marathon time. 113 00:03:07,640 --> 00:03:09,800 Mate, I've had relationshipsshorter than that. 114 00:03:09,920 --> 00:03:11,240 Well, then clearly you know nothing 115 00:03:11,360 --> 00:03:12,440 about running or relationships. 116 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:14,120 Oh yeah. 117 00:03:14,240 --> 00:03:16,320 So how come I won medals then,in running, not relationships? 118 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:17,440 When was this? Under sevens? 119 00:03:17,560 --> 00:03:18,480 Under eights? 120 00:03:18,600 --> 00:03:20,120 - Under 11s actually. - Ha! 121 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,320 So what? 122 00:03:21,440 --> 00:03:22,720 They used to call me Jase the Pace. 123 00:03:22,840 --> 00:03:24,400 So? You were a child. 124 00:03:24,520 --> 00:03:25,360 It doesn't count. 125 00:03:25,480 --> 00:03:26,720 Well, of course, it counts. 126 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:28,960 God-given talent like mine never goes away. 127 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,400 Well, enter the marathon then. 128 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,520 I would love to see Jase the Pace in action. 129 00:03:32,640 --> 00:03:33,920 Well, you'll have to make do with seeing 130 00:03:34,040 --> 00:03:35,040 him as a speck in the distance. 131 00:03:35,160 --> 00:03:36,720 Oh, big chat. 132 00:03:36,840 --> 00:03:39,760 How about whoever comesfirst gets to be head barman? 133 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,160 I'm already head barman. 134 00:03:41,280 --> 00:03:42,760 And wear a massive crown. 135 00:03:42,880 --> 00:03:44,200 OK, bring it. 136 00:03:44,320 --> 00:03:45,280 Oh, I've brought it. 137 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,200 Consider it brought. 138 00:03:48,960 --> 00:03:50,680 So as soon as we've got that all-important 139 00:03:50,800 --> 00:03:52,280 certificate from the marathon board, 140 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,440 you can start fundraising. 141 00:03:53,560 --> 00:03:55,560 I really do appreciate this, Diana, 142 00:03:55,680 --> 00:03:57,720 as does Grumio in his own way. 143 00:03:57,840 --> 00:03:59,160 Oh, stop it. 144 00:03:59,280 --> 00:04:01,240 As soon as I stared intohis vacant yet wise eyes, 145 00:04:01,360 --> 00:04:02,160 I knew I had to help. 146 00:04:02,280 --> 00:04:03,280 [laughs] 147 00:04:03,400 --> 00:04:04,720 Now, name of charity, I've gone 148 00:04:04,840 --> 00:04:05,920 with the Grumio Foundation. 149 00:04:06,040 --> 00:04:07,000 Oh, nice. 150 00:04:07,120 --> 00:04:07,880 Catchy. 151 00:04:08,000 --> 00:04:09,280 Purpose of charity. 152 00:04:09,400 --> 00:04:11,160 Caring for those sufferingfrom the affliction 153 00:04:11,280 --> 00:04:12,760 known as Grumio Syndrome. 154 00:04:12,880 --> 00:04:14,000 Right. 155 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,080 That is just Grumio though, isn't it? 156 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,720 Currently, yes. 157 00:04:16,840 --> 00:04:19,320 Now what would you say were thesymptoms of Grumio Syndrome? 158 00:04:19,440 --> 00:04:20,400 Um. 159 00:04:20,520 --> 00:04:21,520 OK. 160 00:04:21,640 --> 00:04:23,120 He gets very hungry. 161 00:04:23,240 --> 00:04:24,000 Oh, bless. 162 00:04:24,120 --> 00:04:25,280 So acute hunger. 163 00:04:25,400 --> 00:04:26,400 And he's always tired. 164 00:04:26,520 --> 00:04:27,640 Chronic fatigue. 165 00:04:27,760 --> 00:04:29,040 I'd also add grumpiness. 166 00:04:29,160 --> 00:04:30,040 Hm. 167 00:04:30,160 --> 00:04:31,760 And is ingratitude a symptom? 168 00:04:31,880 --> 00:04:32,960 I don't think so, no. 169 00:04:33,080 --> 00:04:34,520 But we've got plenty to go on. 170 00:04:34,640 --> 00:04:36,560 And of course, the panel willget a much better picture 171 00:04:36,680 --> 00:04:37,720 once they meet him in person. 172 00:04:37,840 --> 00:04:39,040 Ew. 173 00:04:39,160 --> 00:04:40,440 So they actually have to meet him, do they? 174 00:04:40,560 --> 00:04:41,800 Oh, yes of course. 175 00:04:41,920 --> 00:04:43,360 They can hardly endorse the Grumio Foundation 176 00:04:43,480 --> 00:04:44,400 without meeting Grumio. 177 00:04:44,520 --> 00:04:46,080 [scoffs] Yeah. 178 00:04:46,200 --> 00:04:48,520 It's just I should have said,another symptom of his syndrome 179 00:04:48,640 --> 00:04:49,400 is shyness. 180 00:04:49,520 --> 00:04:51,000 Oh. 181 00:04:51,120 --> 00:04:53,080 Both acute and chronic, sopanels are a bit of a no-no. 182 00:04:53,200 --> 00:04:54,800 Oh, well, we'll just haveto make them a yes-yes. 183 00:04:54,920 --> 00:04:57,200 [giggles] I find, if it helps, the best way 184 00:04:57,320 --> 00:04:58,480 to win over the mentally afflicted 185 00:04:58,600 --> 00:05:00,560 is to turn everything into a game. 186 00:05:00,680 --> 00:05:03,520 [upbeat music] 187 00:05:03,640 --> 00:05:07,800 [puffing] 188 00:05:07,920 --> 00:05:09,160 Wow. 189 00:05:09,280 --> 00:05:11,480 Grumio, you've got that thing really spinning. 190 00:05:11,600 --> 00:05:12,760 Tell me about it. 191 00:05:12,880 --> 00:05:14,200 I've been doing some training on my own. 192 00:05:14,320 --> 00:05:15,920 I can see. 193 00:05:16,040 --> 00:05:17,480 In fact, there was a girl in the bar 194 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:19,640 last night, Diana, who saw you in action 195 00:05:19,760 --> 00:05:21,200 and was just blown away. 196 00:05:21,320 --> 00:05:23,320 And she'd love to introduceyou to some people. 197 00:05:23,440 --> 00:05:24,240 People? 198 00:05:24,360 --> 00:05:25,280 What people? 199 00:05:25,400 --> 00:05:27,400 They're like a panel of judges, 200 00:05:27,520 --> 00:05:29,960 who will see if you can break arecord for blowing a windmill. 201 00:05:30,080 --> 00:05:31,640 You mean they're a windmill-blowing 202 00:05:31,760 --> 00:05:32,680 record-judging panel? 203 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:33,960 Exactly. 204 00:05:34,080 --> 00:05:37,440 And if you won, you'd get a certificate. 205 00:05:37,560 --> 00:05:39,360 Obviously, I told her youwouldn't be interested. 206 00:05:39,480 --> 00:05:41,240 You don't really do it forthe awards or anything. 207 00:05:41,360 --> 00:05:42,240 I do it for the love. 208 00:05:42,360 --> 00:05:43,520 Well, this is what I thought. 209 00:05:43,640 --> 00:05:45,680 But that being said, when you achieve 210 00:05:45,800 --> 00:05:48,880 something extraordinary, it'snice to have it recognized. 211 00:05:49,000 --> 00:05:50,600 So shall I tell her we're on then? 212 00:05:50,720 --> 00:05:51,480 Fine. 213 00:05:51,600 --> 00:05:52,840 Now, give me some space. 214 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:54,880 I need to get back to my training. 215 00:05:55,000 --> 00:05:58,280 [puffing faster] 216 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:05,560 [upbeat music] 217 00:06:08,600 --> 00:06:10,040 Hey, hey, stop that.What are you trying to do? 218 00:06:10,160 --> 00:06:11,320 Push the place over or something? 219 00:06:11,440 --> 00:06:12,560 Huh? No, no, no. 220 00:06:12,680 --> 00:06:14,120 Stretching the old calves out. 221 00:06:14,240 --> 00:06:15,320 Starting my training regime, innit? 222 00:06:15,440 --> 00:06:16,280 Oh, regime. 223 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:17,360 Regime. 224 00:06:17,480 --> 00:06:18,240 Very posh. 225 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:19,680 So what we talking then? 226 00:06:19,800 --> 00:06:21,760 Well, I was thinking,run to the sandwich shop. 227 00:06:21,880 --> 00:06:22,880 Get a bacon roll. 228 00:06:23,000 --> 00:06:24,560 Then, run back. 229 00:06:24,680 --> 00:06:26,000 Oh, see, now, I wouldn't runjust after eating, you lunatic. 230 00:06:26,120 --> 00:06:27,680 You'll give yourself a stitch.- Hm. 231 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,320 Yeah. Good point. 232 00:06:29,440 --> 00:06:31,840 What about run there, eat mylunch, and then just walk back? 233 00:06:31,960 --> 00:06:33,160 See. 234 00:06:33,280 --> 00:06:34,640 I wouldn't run on an empty stomach either. 235 00:06:34,760 --> 00:06:35,960 Yes. 236 00:06:36,080 --> 00:06:37,160 Well, maybe I'll just walk there as well. 237 00:06:37,280 --> 00:06:38,560 - Hm. - Yeah. 238 00:06:38,680 --> 00:06:39,840 Cheers, Landlord.That's a much better regime. 239 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:40,760 Any time. 240 00:06:40,880 --> 00:06:41,880 Any time. 241 00:06:42,000 --> 00:06:44,120 Consider me your personal trainer. 242 00:06:44,240 --> 00:06:45,120 Cheers, boy. 243 00:06:45,240 --> 00:06:48,600 [jazzy music] 244 00:06:57,280 --> 00:06:58,720 Step it up, mate. You're losing. 245 00:06:58,840 --> 00:06:59,840 I'm not losing. 246 00:06:59,960 --> 00:07:01,320 This isn't the race. 247 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,520 - You're at the back though.- We're just training. 248 00:07:02,640 --> 00:07:03,760 It's non-competitive. 249 00:07:03,880 --> 00:07:05,240 Maybe I'll go get my crown fitted now. 250 00:07:05,360 --> 00:07:06,280 Right. Excuse me. 251 00:07:06,400 --> 00:07:07,280 Coming though. Sorry, fellas. 252 00:07:07,400 --> 00:07:08,200 Excuse me. 253 00:07:08,320 --> 00:07:09,400 Thank you. Sorry. 254 00:07:09,520 --> 00:07:10,320 Sorry there. 255 00:07:15,200 --> 00:07:17,240 Everyone, this is Marcus. 256 00:07:17,360 --> 00:07:19,760 And of course, Grumio himself. 257 00:07:19,880 --> 00:07:22,400 It's a pleasure to meet you, Grumio. 258 00:07:22,520 --> 00:07:23,520 How are you feeling today? 259 00:07:23,640 --> 00:07:25,800 Nervous, but also pretty psyched. 260 00:07:25,920 --> 00:07:26,720 Ha. 261 00:07:26,840 --> 00:07:27,680 Good for you. 262 00:07:27,800 --> 00:07:30,320 We're all pretty psyched too. 263 00:07:30,440 --> 00:07:32,200 Maybe you'd like to start by telling 264 00:07:32,320 --> 00:07:33,480 us a bit about yourself. 265 00:07:33,600 --> 00:07:34,760 OK. Um-- 266 00:07:34,880 --> 00:07:36,560 Grumio actually prefers to express himself 267 00:07:36,680 --> 00:07:38,240 with actions rather than words. 268 00:07:38,360 --> 00:07:40,640 He's brought somethingin he'd like to show you. 269 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:41,520 Oh. 270 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:43,800 Now, that is splendid. 271 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:44,840 Look at those colors. 272 00:07:44,960 --> 00:07:45,880 Colors don't matter. 273 00:07:46,000 --> 00:07:47,160 They're just decoration. - Oh. 274 00:07:47,280 --> 00:07:48,080 Right you are, champ. 275 00:07:48,200 --> 00:07:49,360 Silly me. 276 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:50,360 MARCUS: Why don't you go for it, Grumio, 277 00:07:50,480 --> 00:07:52,800 so the panel can check you out? 278 00:07:52,920 --> 00:07:53,920 OK. 279 00:07:54,040 --> 00:07:55,480 Here we go. 280 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:57,080 Can I get a countdown please? 281 00:07:57,200 --> 00:07:58,360 Of course. 282 00:07:58,480 --> 00:08:00,320 3, 2, 1. 283 00:08:00,440 --> 00:08:01,200 Go. 284 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:04,640 [rapid puffing] 285 00:08:18,160 --> 00:08:20,240 And stop. 286 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:21,160 [gasps] 287 00:08:22,600 --> 00:08:24,040 Oh. 288 00:08:24,160 --> 00:08:25,400 Did I win? 289 00:08:25,520 --> 00:08:26,360 Have I done it? 290 00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:32,360 [chuckles] Where are the sleeves? 291 00:08:32,480 --> 00:08:34,800 It's not supposed to have sleeves, you fool. 292 00:08:34,920 --> 00:08:36,960 It's a state of the art sports tunic. 293 00:08:37,080 --> 00:08:39,640 I also bought these cushionedsoled running sandals. 294 00:08:39,760 --> 00:08:40,640 Uh-oh. 295 00:08:40,760 --> 00:08:42,480 You can't intimidate me, boy. 296 00:08:42,600 --> 00:08:44,960 You might have all thekit, but I've got the fit-- 297 00:08:45,080 --> 00:08:46,200 ness. 298 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:47,640 You don't have any of the fit-- ness. 299 00:08:47,760 --> 00:08:50,520 Your regime seems to consistof eating bacon rolls. 300 00:08:50,640 --> 00:08:52,800 Bacon and lettuce actuallysometimes with a slice 301 00:08:52,920 --> 00:08:54,000 of tomato. 302 00:08:54,120 --> 00:08:55,640 The only thing that's fast about you 303 00:08:55,760 --> 00:08:58,760 is your mouth, which come raceday will be eating my dust. 304 00:08:58,880 --> 00:09:01,280 If I was beaten by you,Aurelius, I'd eat my own shit. 305 00:09:01,400 --> 00:09:02,440 OK, fine. You're on. 306 00:09:02,560 --> 00:09:03,360 Fine. What? 307 00:09:03,480 --> 00:09:04,560 On for what? 308 00:09:04,680 --> 00:09:05,920 Whoever wins gets to be head barman. 309 00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,960 Whoever loses eats their own shit. 310 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:09,640 Well, I wasn'tactually suggesting that. 311 00:09:09,760 --> 00:09:12,000 Oh, well, then don't casuallyuse expressions like "I'd eat 312 00:09:12,120 --> 00:09:14,360 my own shit," Jase the Pace. 313 00:09:14,480 --> 00:09:15,240 We on or not? 314 00:09:15,360 --> 00:09:16,880 Oh, we're on. 315 00:09:17,000 --> 00:09:18,120 We're on for the crap-a-thon. 316 00:09:18,240 --> 00:09:20,240 The crap-a-thon [inaudible] 317 00:09:20,360 --> 00:09:21,280 Oh, yummy, yummy, yummy. 318 00:09:21,400 --> 00:09:22,360 You're eating from your bummy. 319 00:09:22,480 --> 00:09:23,880 Excuse me. Is anyone serving? 320 00:09:24,000 --> 00:09:25,280 Yes, sorry. What can I get you? 321 00:09:25,400 --> 00:09:27,000 CUSTOMER: Can I have a glass of wine please? 322 00:09:27,120 --> 00:09:27,960 Uh, excuse me. 323 00:09:28,080 --> 00:09:29,560 You haven't paid. 324 00:09:29,680 --> 00:09:31,400 Hey, no, where you going? 325 00:09:31,520 --> 00:09:32,400 [laughter] 326 00:09:32,520 --> 00:09:33,360 Oi! 327 00:09:33,480 --> 00:09:34,360 Come back! 328 00:09:38,400 --> 00:09:39,760 Hey! 329 00:09:39,880 --> 00:09:40,760 Get back here. 330 00:09:51,680 --> 00:09:52,720 I could have done better. 331 00:09:52,840 --> 00:09:54,600 The air in that room were too stodgy. 332 00:09:54,720 --> 00:09:56,280 It slowed my blades right down. 333 00:09:56,400 --> 00:09:58,240 Let's just wait and see, shall we? 334 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,120 Look. 335 00:09:59,240 --> 00:10:00,000 Here comes Diana now. 336 00:10:00,120 --> 00:10:01,600 Oh, blimey. 337 00:10:01,720 --> 00:10:02,520 She's holding something. 338 00:10:02,640 --> 00:10:03,440 Do you think it's-- 339 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:04,320 oh! 340 00:10:04,440 --> 00:10:05,440 I did it! 341 00:10:05,560 --> 00:10:06,760 I won the certificate. - You did. 342 00:10:06,880 --> 00:10:08,040 You little legend. 343 00:10:08,160 --> 00:10:10,080 You were magnificent in there, Grumio. 344 00:10:10,200 --> 00:10:11,240 You showed such character. 345 00:10:11,360 --> 00:10:12,920 - Well, I had to dig deep.- Here. 346 00:10:13,040 --> 00:10:13,800 I'll take that. 347 00:10:13,920 --> 00:10:15,080 What's it say then? 348 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,880 Oh, it just confirms your achievement. 349 00:10:17,000 --> 00:10:18,200 I should probably take him home. 350 00:10:18,320 --> 00:10:19,600 He's had a tiring day. 351 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,200 Thank you so much for all your help, Diana. 352 00:10:21,320 --> 00:10:23,000 Well, I mean we've only just begun. 353 00:10:23,120 --> 00:10:24,920 Now we have to spread the word and convince 354 00:10:25,040 --> 00:10:26,440 people to run for Grumio.- Run? 355 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:27,760 You what? - OK, great. 356 00:10:27,880 --> 00:10:28,680 We'll see you around. 357 00:10:28,800 --> 00:10:30,000 OK. 358 00:10:30,120 --> 00:10:31,280 What were all that about, running for me? 359 00:10:31,400 --> 00:10:33,000 Oh, I don't know. She can be a bit weird. 360 00:10:33,120 --> 00:10:34,080 Grumio. 361 00:10:34,200 --> 00:10:34,960 Oh, hello again. 362 00:10:35,080 --> 00:10:36,080 We're just heading home. 363 00:10:36,200 --> 00:10:37,480 Of course, I just wanted to thank 364 00:10:37,600 --> 00:10:38,760 you for showing such courage. 365 00:10:38,880 --> 00:10:39,680 No probs. 366 00:10:39,800 --> 00:10:41,120 We really do have to go. 367 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,120 In the face of yourprofound disability, and we 368 00:10:43,240 --> 00:10:44,880 all hope that with this certificate 369 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:47,880 your devoted carer can raiselots of sponsorship money 370 00:10:48,000 --> 00:10:51,000 to better tend to your very special needs. 371 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:51,880 Best of luck, champ. 372 00:10:56,240 --> 00:10:58,880 You dirty, dirty bastard. 373 00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:01,960 [upbeat music] 374 00:11:03,240 --> 00:11:04,960 "The Rome Marathon Committee hereby 375 00:11:05,080 --> 00:11:08,600 certify that the [CHUCKLING]Grumio Foundation 376 00:11:08,720 --> 00:11:11,120 is an officially recognized charity." 377 00:11:11,240 --> 00:11:13,440 [laughs] I'm going to get this framed. 378 00:11:13,560 --> 00:11:15,040 He's made me look a right numpty. 379 00:11:15,160 --> 00:11:17,600 To be fair, you did mostof the hard yard yourself. 380 00:11:17,720 --> 00:11:19,040 Hang on. 381 00:11:19,160 --> 00:11:20,240 Does this mean I'm not thewindmill-blowing champ? 382 00:11:20,360 --> 00:11:21,680 Of course, you're not. 383 00:11:21,800 --> 00:11:22,600 Well, who is then? 384 00:11:22,720 --> 00:11:23,600 Nobody. 385 00:11:23,720 --> 00:11:24,920 Because it's not a real sport. 386 00:11:25,040 --> 00:11:27,400 Oh, my Jove, you're killing me here. 387 00:11:27,520 --> 00:11:28,320 Look, Grumio. 388 00:11:28,440 --> 00:11:29,960 I am sorry I lied to you. 389 00:11:30,080 --> 00:11:32,360 But please, all I'm asking isyou go along with it, so we 390 00:11:32,480 --> 00:11:33,440 can do a bit of fundraising. 391 00:11:33,560 --> 00:11:34,400 I'm impressed. 392 00:11:34,520 --> 00:11:36,480 That is dark, even for you. 393 00:11:36,600 --> 00:11:38,320 Scamming nice people out their cash. 394 00:11:38,440 --> 00:11:39,640 They're not nice people. 395 00:11:39,760 --> 00:11:41,280 They're bleeding heart, woolly headed 396 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:43,440 snowflakes who get a smug boner from giving 397 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:45,280 their small change to charity. 398 00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,640 They don't care whether that's the lepers or us. 399 00:11:47,760 --> 00:11:49,080 The lepers or you, you mean. 400 00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:50,280 What's in it for me? 401 00:11:50,400 --> 00:11:52,320 Well, here at the Grumio Foundation 402 00:11:52,440 --> 00:11:54,680 we'll give you a life as richand rewarding as any other boy 403 00:11:54,800 --> 00:11:55,560 or girl. 404 00:11:55,680 --> 00:11:56,920 [chuckles] 405 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,080 Maybe a pony ride. 406 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,560 JASON: [laughs] 407 00:11:59,680 --> 00:12:01,000 Come on, Grumio. 408 00:12:01,120 --> 00:12:02,600 It's not long till the marathon. 409 00:12:02,720 --> 00:12:04,920 All you got to do is sitback, let me take care of you 410 00:12:05,040 --> 00:12:05,920 until then. 411 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:07,200 I'm sure you can handle that. 412 00:12:07,320 --> 00:12:08,760 Fine. 413 00:12:08,880 --> 00:12:09,880 I can if you can. 414 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:11,200 Thanks, champ. 415 00:12:11,320 --> 00:12:13,400 [chuckles] Oi, Jase, how do you fancy running 416 00:12:13,520 --> 00:12:14,960 for the Grumio Foundation? 417 00:12:15,080 --> 00:12:16,520 I'm not sure I can run atall to be honest, let alone 418 00:12:16,640 --> 00:12:18,000 beat that bearded bastard. 419 00:12:18,120 --> 00:12:19,000 Oh, come on. 420 00:12:19,120 --> 00:12:20,600 Are you Jase the Pace or not? 421 00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,040 All you got to do is knuckle down 422 00:12:22,160 --> 00:12:25,680 and do some actual training. 423 00:12:25,800 --> 00:12:27,440 I need to nobble another runner. 424 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,560 Oh, the bacon rollregime not cutting it then? 425 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,000 No. Not so much. 426 00:12:31,120 --> 00:12:32,280 Can you help me out? 427 00:12:32,400 --> 00:12:34,120 Well, I might know someone with a stash 428 00:12:34,240 --> 00:12:36,520 of super strength laxativesmade from the Egyptian colocynth 429 00:12:36,640 --> 00:12:37,480 plant. Put it that way. 430 00:12:37,600 --> 00:12:38,400 What? 431 00:12:38,520 --> 00:12:39,280 Like a drug dealer. 432 00:12:39,400 --> 00:12:40,200 - No, my mother. - Oh. 433 00:12:40,320 --> 00:12:41,400 Yeah. 434 00:12:41,520 --> 00:12:42,880 She was horribly bunged up last month. 435 00:12:43,000 --> 00:12:43,960 Then she took that stuff. 436 00:12:44,080 --> 00:12:45,040 And then she wasn't. 437 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:45,920 Oh, cool. 438 00:12:46,040 --> 00:12:47,200 All right. 439 00:12:47,320 --> 00:12:48,480 As long as it means Aurelius can't run. 440 00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:50,000 Well, it will certainly give him the runs. 441 00:12:50,120 --> 00:12:51,560 - [laughs]- Slip that in his drink. 442 00:12:51,680 --> 00:12:54,120 Wait 24 hours, and he'll paint the town brown. 443 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,240 Amazing. 444 00:12:55,360 --> 00:12:56,760 Thank you. 445 00:12:56,880 --> 00:12:58,640 And any other ideas arewelcome no matter how drastic. 446 00:12:58,760 --> 00:12:59,960 Well, you could creep up on him 447 00:13:00,080 --> 00:13:01,760 and slice open his hamstrings. 448 00:13:01,880 --> 00:13:03,560 Uh, nah. 449 00:13:03,680 --> 00:13:04,720 That's a bit too drastic. 450 00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:05,600 OK. 451 00:13:09,040 --> 00:13:09,840 Give for Grumio. 452 00:13:09,960 --> 00:13:11,240 Give for Grumio. 453 00:13:11,360 --> 00:13:12,480 Give for me. 454 00:13:12,600 --> 00:13:14,440 Grumio's plight seems to have really 455 00:13:14,560 --> 00:13:16,200 caught the popular imagination. 456 00:13:16,320 --> 00:13:18,200 I've already persuaded 22 runners to switch 457 00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,520 from the lepers to us. 458 00:13:19,640 --> 00:13:20,640 Oh, that's incredible. 459 00:13:20,760 --> 00:13:21,920 I mean, will the lepers not mind? 460 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,160 Oh, no. 461 00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,240 The lepers have got plenty of funding, 462 00:13:24,360 --> 00:13:25,480 so it's no skin off their nose. 463 00:13:25,600 --> 00:13:27,400 Oh, poor choice of phrase. 464 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:28,760 I'm hungry. 465 00:13:28,880 --> 00:13:29,680 I want a snacky. 466 00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:30,960 OK. 467 00:13:31,080 --> 00:13:32,280 We can get you a snack when we get home. 468 00:13:32,400 --> 00:13:34,040 Get me a snacky now, carer. 469 00:13:34,160 --> 00:13:35,720 Well, uh-- 470 00:13:35,840 --> 00:13:37,280 Diana, you don't have a snacky on you, do you? 471 00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:38,160 Sadly not. 472 00:13:38,280 --> 00:13:39,280 No snackies here. 473 00:13:39,400 --> 00:13:40,280 Come on, champ. 474 00:13:40,400 --> 00:13:41,720 Not far to go. 475 00:13:41,840 --> 00:13:42,960 I'm too tired to walkon account of my syndrome. 476 00:13:43,080 --> 00:13:45,160 Oh, that'll be the chronic fatigue. 477 00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,320 Of course, it is. 478 00:13:46,440 --> 00:13:47,720 You'll have to carry me, won't you? 479 00:13:47,840 --> 00:13:48,880 Like what you normally do. 480 00:13:49,000 --> 00:13:50,240 Oh. 481 00:13:50,360 --> 00:13:51,320 Right. 482 00:13:51,440 --> 00:13:52,240 Yeah. 483 00:13:52,360 --> 00:13:54,680 On you get then. 484 00:13:54,800 --> 00:13:56,360 Oh. 485 00:13:56,480 --> 00:13:58,360 Looks like you've been eating afew too many snackies, Grumio. 486 00:13:58,480 --> 00:13:59,560 [laughs] 487 00:13:59,680 --> 00:14:00,440 Hang on. 488 00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,080 I've changed my mind. 489 00:14:02,200 --> 00:14:03,520 I want you to push me aroundon one of them wheelie things. 490 00:14:03,640 --> 00:14:07,000 Just one sec, Diana. 491 00:14:07,120 --> 00:14:08,560 - Ah. - What are you doing? 492 00:14:08,680 --> 00:14:09,800 You said you wanted to care for me. 493 00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:11,120 I thought you could handle it. 494 00:14:11,240 --> 00:14:12,720 I didn't expect you to pull a stunt like this. 495 00:14:12,840 --> 00:14:14,320 Just stop over-egging the pudding. 496 00:14:14,440 --> 00:14:16,200 Oh, the pudding can get alot eggier than this, mate. 497 00:14:16,320 --> 00:14:17,920 Don't tempt me. - What does that mean? 498 00:14:18,040 --> 00:14:19,480 Carer, I need toilet. 499 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,560 - Really? - Aw. 500 00:14:20,680 --> 00:14:21,680 Right now? 501 00:14:21,800 --> 00:14:22,920 I'm going to wet my knick-knocks. 502 00:14:23,040 --> 00:14:23,920 OK. 503 00:14:24,040 --> 00:14:25,680 I'll get you the wheelie thing. 504 00:14:25,800 --> 00:14:26,640 Thanks, Marcus. 505 00:14:26,760 --> 00:14:27,720 Love you. 506 00:14:27,840 --> 00:14:29,000 Hi. 507 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,840 He really does care, doesn't he? 508 00:14:30,960 --> 00:14:34,560 Oh, he's the caring-estcarer in the whole world. 509 00:14:34,680 --> 00:14:35,720 I'm ever so lucky. 510 00:14:44,560 --> 00:14:45,360 Good run. 511 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:46,680 Woo. 512 00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,760 JASON: Hey, Marathon Man, how was training? 513 00:14:48,880 --> 00:14:49,720 Great. 514 00:14:49,840 --> 00:14:51,160 You should try it sometime. 515 00:14:51,280 --> 00:14:52,760 I'm hitting peak formjust in time for tomorrow. 516 00:14:52,880 --> 00:14:54,360 Shame you hit yours when you were 10. 517 00:14:54,480 --> 00:14:56,360 [laughs] I'm just tryingto conserve my energy, buddy. 518 00:14:56,480 --> 00:14:58,040 Oh, sure. 519 00:14:58,160 --> 00:15:00,040 Well, you'll need it when you'rechowing down on your own chod. 520 00:15:00,160 --> 00:15:02,160 Hey, no condiments by the way. 521 00:15:02,280 --> 00:15:03,320 I don't want you masking the taste. 522 00:15:03,440 --> 00:15:04,240 Fine. 523 00:15:04,360 --> 00:15:05,480 No condiments, I promise. 524 00:15:05,600 --> 00:15:07,000 Runner's honor. 525 00:15:07,120 --> 00:15:07,880 Here. 526 00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:08,840 Have some water. 527 00:15:08,960 --> 00:15:10,240 Must be parched after your run. 528 00:15:10,360 --> 00:15:11,360 I am. Yes. 529 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:12,240 Thank you. 530 00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:19,840 Another pie? 531 00:15:19,960 --> 00:15:21,120 Are you serious? 532 00:15:21,240 --> 00:15:22,560 Well, I'm going to need all the energy 533 00:15:22,680 --> 00:15:23,880 I can get when I'm runningthis marathon, aren't I? 534 00:15:24,000 --> 00:15:25,440 Oh, sweetheart. 535 00:15:25,560 --> 00:15:27,640 But you know that you can'trun the marathon yourself. 536 00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:29,080 I can actually. 537 00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:30,640 Me and Marcus have figuredout a way of doing it. 538 00:15:30,760 --> 00:15:31,840 Um. Have we? 539 00:15:31,960 --> 00:15:33,480 I don't remember us discussing it. 540 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:37,880 Everybody, my name's Grumiooff of the Grumio Foundation. 541 00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:40,720 [applause] 542 00:15:41,960 --> 00:15:43,520 Ta for all your support so far. 543 00:15:43,640 --> 00:15:45,960 So I had wanted to run this marathon, 544 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:47,720 but what with the old syndrome that 545 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,400 sadly will not be possible. 546 00:15:49,520 --> 00:15:51,520 So instead, I'm going to get pushed 547 00:15:51,640 --> 00:15:53,720 around the course in my wheelie thing 548 00:15:53,840 --> 00:15:56,320 by my lovely carer Marcus. 549 00:15:56,440 --> 00:15:57,440 [applause] 550 00:15:57,560 --> 00:15:58,320 Wow. 551 00:15:58,440 --> 00:15:59,240 Marcus. 552 00:16:00,400 --> 00:16:01,800 You're a piece of shit, Grumio. 553 00:16:01,920 --> 00:16:04,640 Who will also be wearinga flower pot on his head. 554 00:16:04,760 --> 00:16:09,000 So let's have a toast to my hero, Marcus. 555 00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:09,880 To Marcus. 556 00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:11,040 CROWD: To Marcus. 557 00:16:11,160 --> 00:16:12,360 [applause] 558 00:16:12,480 --> 00:16:13,280 Bottoms up. 559 00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:14,160 Oh yeah. 560 00:16:21,840 --> 00:16:25,160 [cheering] 561 00:16:28,240 --> 00:16:30,160 DIANA: I just adore the flower pot. 562 00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:31,520 Yeah. 563 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:33,200 I might actually take it off once we get going. 564 00:16:33,320 --> 00:16:34,200 It is quite awkward. 565 00:16:34,320 --> 00:16:35,200 No, you won't. 566 00:16:35,320 --> 00:16:36,840 You'll leave it on till the end. 567 00:16:36,960 --> 00:16:40,680 I wish I could just take off mysyndrome, but alas, I cannot. 568 00:16:40,800 --> 00:16:41,920 It is for life. 569 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:44,680 You are just bloody heroes, both of you. 570 00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:45,680 Ha. 571 00:16:45,800 --> 00:16:47,120 Thank you. 572 00:16:47,240 --> 00:16:48,280 ANNOUNCER: Runners, standby please for the race 573 00:16:48,400 --> 00:16:50,160 to commence. 574 00:16:50,280 --> 00:16:52,400 It's probably just nerves, mate. 575 00:16:52,520 --> 00:16:54,360 I remember the under 11s cross country final. 576 00:16:54,480 --> 00:16:55,600 I was all over the place. 577 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:57,040 I've got nothing to be nervous about. 578 00:16:57,160 --> 00:16:58,440 I'm a finely tuned machine. 579 00:16:58,560 --> 00:16:59,880 You'll be fine. 580 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,360 Good luck, pal. 581 00:17:01,480 --> 00:17:02,600 May the best man win. [aurelius farts] 582 00:17:02,720 --> 00:17:03,680 Oh. 583 00:17:03,800 --> 00:17:04,920 Ah. OK. 584 00:17:05,040 --> 00:17:06,520 That didn't feel amazing. 585 00:17:06,640 --> 00:17:09,560 ANNOUNCER: Will the runnerstake their positions please? 586 00:17:09,680 --> 00:17:10,560 MAN: Go on, Grumio. 587 00:17:10,680 --> 00:17:11,880 WOMAN: You can do it, Grumio. 588 00:17:12,000 --> 00:17:13,640 Nice and smoothly now, Carer. 589 00:17:13,760 --> 00:17:16,400 We can't have me jigglingabout in my condition. 590 00:17:16,520 --> 00:17:17,560 Mhm. 591 00:17:17,680 --> 00:17:18,760 As soon as I get that charity money, 592 00:17:18,880 --> 00:17:21,080 your condition's finding a miracle cure. 593 00:17:21,200 --> 00:17:24,560 ANNOUNCER: 3, 2, 1. 594 00:17:24,680 --> 00:17:27,560 [horn blowing] 595 00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,040 [upbeat music] 596 00:17:31,160 --> 00:17:35,040 [cheering] 597 00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:51,520 Thank you. 598 00:17:51,640 --> 00:17:52,400 Yeah. 599 00:17:52,520 --> 00:17:54,000 MAN: Go on, Grumio. 600 00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,480 You're kidding me. 601 00:17:56,600 --> 00:17:59,480 [grumbling] 602 00:18:00,600 --> 00:18:02,480 [squirting noises] 603 00:18:05,600 --> 00:18:06,480 Oh, look. 604 00:18:06,600 --> 00:18:07,920 They're doing fruit up there. 605 00:18:08,040 --> 00:18:09,320 Grumio, I can't take any more weight. 606 00:18:09,440 --> 00:18:10,280 Don't be a baby. 607 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,240 It's only fruit. 608 00:18:11,360 --> 00:18:12,600 Yes, please. 609 00:18:12,720 --> 00:18:13,520 Ah. 610 00:18:13,640 --> 00:18:17,480 Anyone need a lift? 611 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:19,480 [vomiting] 612 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:23,600 ANNOUNCER: Congratulations. 613 00:18:23,720 --> 00:18:24,480 Keep going. 614 00:18:24,600 --> 00:18:25,480 Nearly there. 615 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,960 [panting] 616 00:18:38,080 --> 00:18:38,960 - Jase the Pace. - Yeah. 617 00:18:39,080 --> 00:18:40,320 What? 618 00:18:40,440 --> 00:18:41,360 Were you the one who unpicked my cushioned 619 00:18:41,480 --> 00:18:42,640 soled running sandals? - Yes. 620 00:18:42,760 --> 00:18:44,080 - And fed me laxatives? - Yeah. 621 00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:45,240 And I put honey in your hair. 622 00:18:45,360 --> 00:18:46,360 I didn't even know about that one. 623 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:47,560 I wanted the bees to eat you. 624 00:18:47,680 --> 00:18:48,840 Bees don't eat honey. 625 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:50,560 They make it. Bees eat pollen. 626 00:18:50,680 --> 00:18:52,040 Yeah, well, it doesn't matter now, does it? 627 00:18:52,160 --> 00:18:53,560 I'm broken. 628 00:18:53,680 --> 00:18:54,480 It's all over. 629 00:18:58,480 --> 00:18:59,880 Come on. 630 00:19:00,000 --> 00:19:00,800 What are you doing? 631 00:19:00,920 --> 00:19:01,880 You've come too far. 632 00:19:02,000 --> 00:19:03,040 [cheering] 633 00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,400 I won't leave a man behind. 634 00:19:04,520 --> 00:19:05,320 Runner's honor. 635 00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:09,080 Yay! 636 00:19:09,200 --> 00:19:10,160 Thanks, Aurelius. 637 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:12,440 We can both be heard barman. 638 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,840 [cheering] 639 00:19:15,840 --> 00:19:17,640 [crowd groans] 640 00:19:17,760 --> 00:19:18,720 Yes! 641 00:19:18,840 --> 00:19:20,160 [booing] 642 00:19:20,280 --> 00:19:21,560 I beat you. 643 00:19:21,680 --> 00:19:23,120 Eat shit. 644 00:19:23,240 --> 00:19:24,720 Head barman, baby. 645 00:19:24,840 --> 00:19:25,640 Woo! 646 00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:29,120 WOMAN: Grumio! 647 00:19:29,240 --> 00:19:30,080 MAN: Well done, Grumio. 648 00:19:30,200 --> 00:19:32,560 Cheers. 649 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:33,560 MAN: You did it, Grumio. 650 00:19:38,480 --> 00:19:39,280 Easy peasy. 651 00:19:39,400 --> 00:19:40,560 [coughs] 652 00:19:42,000 --> 00:19:43,840 MARCUS: So how did we do? 653 00:19:43,960 --> 00:19:45,400 You tell him. 654 00:19:45,520 --> 00:19:47,120 We raised a total of-- 655 00:19:47,240 --> 00:19:48,160 you won't believe it-- 656 00:19:48,280 --> 00:19:52,840 36,435 denari and 82 sesterces. 657 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,240 Oh my Jove. 658 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:55,880 That Is incredible. 659 00:19:56,000 --> 00:19:58,440 Which puts you in sixth placebetween Lepers International 660 00:19:58,560 --> 00:20:00,320 and Action for Lonely Lepers. 661 00:20:00,440 --> 00:20:01,720 We're in a leper sandwich. 662 00:20:01,840 --> 00:20:04,400 Not a sandwich I'd care to eat, but well done. 663 00:20:04,520 --> 00:20:06,200 I guess I'm going to need a bigger bag then. 664 00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,480 Oh no. 665 00:20:07,600 --> 00:20:08,560 You won't be taking that home with you. 666 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:09,720 Uh. Sorry. 667 00:20:09,840 --> 00:20:11,240 Why's that? 668 00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,280 Well, the charity's madeso much that the earnings 669 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:14,760 have to be officially administered 670 00:20:14,880 --> 00:20:16,440 by a full-time chief executive. 671 00:20:16,560 --> 00:20:17,360 Right. 672 00:20:17,480 --> 00:20:18,720 Which is me presumably. 673 00:20:18,840 --> 00:20:20,160 Uh, no. 674 00:20:20,280 --> 00:20:22,880 You're a carer with noexperience in the sector. 675 00:20:23,000 --> 00:20:26,480 Luckily for you, Diana has plenty, so I've 676 00:20:26,600 --> 00:20:27,400 sanctioned her appointment. 677 00:20:27,520 --> 00:20:28,320 Oh. 678 00:20:28,440 --> 00:20:29,800 Phew. 679 00:20:29,920 --> 00:20:31,440 I thought I was gettingcut out for a second there. 680 00:20:31,560 --> 00:20:35,200 Well, the thing is, Marcus,as the CEO of a growing charity 681 00:20:35,320 --> 00:20:38,120 I'd be a fool not to pumpmoney into marketing and PR. 682 00:20:38,240 --> 00:20:40,080 And once you've takeninto account office rental 683 00:20:40,200 --> 00:20:41,880 and, of course, my salary, there's very little 684 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:43,960 left for frontline services. 685 00:20:44,080 --> 00:20:44,840 OK. 686 00:20:44,960 --> 00:20:46,040 How little exactly? 687 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:46,920 Yeah. 688 00:20:47,040 --> 00:20:47,880 No, nothing. 689 00:20:48,000 --> 00:20:48,800 What? 690 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:50,360 I'm getting no money? 691 00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:52,840 What about Grumio with hisacute and chronic symptoms? 692 00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:54,120 I mean will I care for him? 693 00:20:54,240 --> 00:20:55,760 Well, you've managed heroically so far. 694 00:20:55,880 --> 00:20:57,200 Just keep doing that. 695 00:20:57,320 --> 00:20:59,880 Anyway, the foundation did invest in a brand 696 00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:02,560 new windmill for him. 697 00:21:02,680 --> 00:21:03,760 ANTONIUS: How's that champ? 698 00:21:03,880 --> 00:21:04,800 I prefer my old one. 699 00:21:04,920 --> 00:21:06,600 Oh, bless. 700 00:21:06,720 --> 00:21:08,760 This is a stitch-up, isn't it? 701 00:21:08,880 --> 00:21:10,480 That's why you've been so helpful, so you could 702 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:11,480 siphon off all of our money. 703 00:21:11,600 --> 00:21:13,000 Excuse me. 704 00:21:13,120 --> 00:21:14,320 Oh, you've known there'snothing wrong with Grumio 705 00:21:14,440 --> 00:21:15,720 from the start. 706 00:21:15,840 --> 00:21:17,760 Well, of course, there'snothing wrong with him. 707 00:21:17,880 --> 00:21:19,760 Just because someone has Grumio Syndrome, 708 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:24,440 it doesn't mean they can'tlead a perfectly normal life. 709 00:21:24,560 --> 00:21:27,000 Ugh. 710 00:21:27,120 --> 00:21:28,200 Come on then, champ. 711 00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:29,280 Let's go home. 712 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:31,760 You going to push me? 713 00:21:31,880 --> 00:21:32,800 All right. 714 00:21:32,920 --> 00:21:33,720 Get in. 715 00:21:37,520 --> 00:21:40,360 Nice and smooth please. 716 00:21:40,480 --> 00:21:43,320 Woohoo. 717 00:21:43,440 --> 00:21:46,760 [MUSIC - OLI JULIAN, "I CAME I SAW"] 718 00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:06,920 [SINGING] Hear me calling. 719 00:22:07,040 --> 00:22:08,880 I came, I saw, I conquered. 720 00:22:09,000 --> 00:22:11,520 I came, I saw, I conquered. 721 00:22:11,640 --> 00:22:13,920 I came, I saw, I conquered. 722 00:22:14,040 --> 00:22:14,800 Can I conquer you? 723 00:22:14,920 --> 00:22:16,600 Got to believe. 724 00:22:16,720 --> 00:22:18,720 I came, I saw, I conquered. 725 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:21,400 I came, I saw, I conquered. 726 00:22:21,520 --> 00:22:23,520 I came, I saw, I conquered. 727 00:22:23,640 --> 00:22:25,000 Can I conquer you? 728 00:22:25,120 --> 00:22:25,920 Oh yeah. 729 00:22:26,040 --> 00:22:27,120 Can I conquer-- 730 00:22:27,240 --> 00:22:28,960 I got to--